Lookin back on where we first met,
I was constipated i cannot forget...

The story:

It was at a school disco and there was a really cute boy there, and you know how sometimes the DJ passes round the mike for people to sing into? Well it somehow got into my hands so i started singing! After the second chorus i was begining to wonder why every one was laughing, but my friend told me and i had to run out from embarrassment!