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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lolita's sheep will lead us

    Artist: Live
    Real Lyric: Love lead us, she will lead us



    The story:

    My husband wanted to put this song on a
    compilation CD to play at our wedding reception.

    I said, "The song about Lolita's sheep?" He was
    like, "What?!" "You know... 'Lolita's sheep will
    lead us'?"

    He corrected me much later, after the laughing
    stopped.

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