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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Listen Mr. Kent, you see, I've got to get back..

    Artist: Boxtops, The
    Song: The Letter
    Real Lyric: Listen mister can't you see, I got to get back..



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    After thinking about it, I imagined Mr. Kent listened, then whipped off his glasses, tore open his shirt and cried, "I'll fly you to her! This is a job FOR SUPERMAN!" See, I decided he was talking to *Clark* Kent! :D

    Esmerodo Jul 23, 2014 6:38 am