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Song: Hawkmoon 269

Real Lyric: Like thunder needs rain Like a preacher needs pain Like tongues of flame Like a sheet stained.Or perhaps:Like thunder needs rainLike the preacher needs painLike tongues of flameLike a blind man�s cane.But he official site says:Like thunder needs rainLike a preacher needs painLike tongues of flameLike a sweet stain.

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Anonymous

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3/17/2006 10:49 am

Age it happened

25

Better than original?

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Convinced others you were right?

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Was partying involved?

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