Like a virgin tupped for the very first time.

The story:

I'd just metthis girl and was meeting her Parents for the first time. We were taken to a locak bar to get to know everybody. I got nervous and, when this song got played over the speakers, I sang this sort of under my breath. They all heard and screeched with laughter. To this day I have still to live that down and I still go pink just thinking about it.