The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Oh God...I was listening to this song with my best friend, and no sooner did the words leave my mouth, than she hit the floor a-gigglin'. "LAICHZEIT!!!" she cackled. "What EXACTLY is supposed to be LIFE-SIZED, my dear?"
"I dunno...I was hoping whatever it was, was LARGER than life..."
:P
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/10/2004 10:24 am
Age it happened
15
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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