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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Life is bigger, bigger than you, and you are not me.
    THe lengths that I will go to, the distance in your eyes.

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    That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my erection

    Artist: R.E.M.
    Real Lyric: Life is bigger, bigger than you, and you are not me.THe lengths that I will go to, the distance in your eyes......That's me in the corner, that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion



    The story:

    Far from embarrassing, this lightened up an otherwise dull evening at work. The beauty of it is that if you listen to the song knowing that "erection" is in place of "religion" it makes lots of sense and hilarity.

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