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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Lie around all day, have a drink of cheese!"

    Artist: Stereophonics
    Real Lyric: "Lie around all day, have a drink and cheers"
    The story:

    I absolutely love the Stereophonics and have been a fan of theirs for, like ever. I was singing along to Have a Nice Day in the car with my fella Jon - acting all c**ky coz I knew the words (or so I thought!) when the afore mentioned line came up and my fella fell about laughing (literally, we were all over the road!!) - he thought it was hillarious that I thought the gorgeous Mr Kelly Jones had just sung "Have a drink of cheese", He told all our mates (and a couple of strangers too - thanks Jon!) and Ive never lived it down yet. Everytime the song comes on I go a rather fetching shade of red. It still gets so much airplay that Im starting to look a bit like a lobster! Oh the shame! Bev, Lancs

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