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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lick the dirt off Olajuwon's feet

    Artist: Pearl Jam
    Song: Rats
    Real Lyric: Lick the dirt off a larger one's feet.



    The story:

    I knew from the very first hearing that the lyrics
    couldn't be right. But no matter how many times I
    (re)played the song, I heard the same thing every
    time, and couldn't for the life of me work out what
    the real lyrics were. Never figured it out on my
    own, had to look up the lyrics on the net.

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