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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let's get it percolating
    why you waiting
    soldiers, dance for me

    Artist: Mary J. Blige
    Real Lyric: Let's get it percolatingwhy you waitingso just dance for me



    The story:

    Luckily, I caught my own faux pas in the car, singing to myself. I think my error was influenced by hearing about the US troops in Afghanastan. As if they are going to dance for Mary J. Blige. No more war OR drama!

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