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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Let Milo open the door
    To your heart

    Artist: Pete Townshend
    Real Lyric: Let my love open the doorTo your heart



    The story:

    I was in elemetary school...about 9 years old, maybe 10. My dad and sister were on a car trip (10 hours to San Antonio, seemed like 10 years!). The radio is on...I'm singing at the top of my lungs. My dad and sister are about to wet themselves from laughter. When they finally stop shrieking, they tell me, "It's my love, not Milo!". I swore I was right. Because how could LOVE open a door?! I mean...Milo, a man with hands, could have MUCH more easily opened that door. Sheesh. I was 10-years-old. It was the early 80's. I didn't understand the concept of doors to our hearts and all that mushy stuff. To this day I still get teased about "Milo".

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