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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Leave the stinkin' s**t behind.

    Real Lyric: Leave the sinkin' ship behind.



    The story:

    Being a dedicated CCR/John Fogerty fan from the beginning, I knew the correct words. Somehow, I was always able to figure them out -- amazing since in those days I was buying albums, which never included lyrics. In this case I had to correct an aspiring musician friend of mine.

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    I do wish the lyric did have the S word in it, so that maybe nowadays it wouldn't be censored so much. But I guess that's not what John Fogerty was thinking...

    Marcus Jan 23, 2014 9:31 pm