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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Last night the wife said
    Poor boy wid you're dick
    You won't take nothing but your soul.
    Think!

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: The Ballad Of John And Yoko
    Real Lyric: Last night the wife saidPoor boy when you're deadYou won't take nothing but your soul. Think!

    The story:

    When I finally read the lyrics and thought back to all those people I'd scoffed at for not knowing how dirty the song was and how I'd enlightened them.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/28/2002 1:48 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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