The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I liked the Some Pedro version (My real name is Peter and I thought 'some Pedro' was just Madge's way of saying 'Some Spanish Guy'!), which I've been singing and didn't realise it was wrong until coming onto this site actually - I was going to put it as my Real Lyrics one after I got corrected in my flat by my housemate a couple of months ago - I was dancing around the room like a Spanish Flamenco Lady and was mortified.
I'm male.
Anyway - I thought Last Night I Dreamt of Sombrero meant she was dreaming of hot weather, so people had to wear sombreros?!
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Anonymous
Submitted on
2/14/2008 10:17 am
Age it happened
24
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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I misheard this as: "Last night I dreamt of a bagel"
jeanius Apr 23, 2018 11:46 pm