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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Lasagna, Lasagna, Lasagna in the High East!

    Artist: Hymns
    Song: Hosanna
    Real Lyric: Hosanna, Hosanna, Hosanna in the highest!

    The story:

    As a chubby little Italian kid of 4, I belted it out in church in honor of that which really made me grateful. Lasagna. My mom laughed so hard that the priest shot her funny looks for the rest of the sermon, and my dad still sings it that way any time he hears it.

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