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    "Killing Me Softly With His Song" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Fugees

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Killing Me Softly With His Song" by Fugees? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Killing Me Softly With His Song" Lyrics

    Strumming my face with his thingy
    killing me softly with his tongue
    (actually, not my own misheard lyric, bu
    Strong in my pants with his fingers
    Strumming my face with his fingers
    killing me softly with his hands
    Strummin my 'thang' with his fingers...
    Killing me softly with insults
    Killing me softly with his saw [...] S
    strummin my thang,gettin fingered
    Strumming my pain with his fingers
    Actually, it wasnt me, it was someone on
    I'm pretty certain that it is: "Strummi
    stroking my thing with his fingers
    Drilling me slowly with his schlong
    killing me softly with his saw
    Srumming my pain with his fingers.
    strumming my pain with him fingers
    strong in pants with his fingers
    I came to see him and didn't see him for
    Killing me softly with his Thumb
    Stroking my face with his fingers
    strolling my pants with his fingers
    Stirring the paint with his fingers
    Strong in my pants with his fingers
    And so i came to see him and lip sing fo
    And so I came to see him and lip synch f
    Killing me softly with insults.
    Strumming my thing with his fingers
    killing my whole life with his words, Ki
    stuck in my pants with his fingers

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