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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Keep it common law, keep it common law
    No sloppy vows, no sloppy vows

    Real Lyric: Keep it coming love, keep it coming loveDon't stop it now, don't stop it, no

    The story:

    A friend of mine is going through a really messy divorce and as I was driving and thinking of all his troubles I found myself singing along to this song with the new alternate lyrics in his honour (or pity?)
    I knew the real lyrics, so it was only mildly misheard, but I do think my "version" is far more appropriate for the disco dancing, non-marrying crowd. I think I'll keep singing it like this and see if I convince anyone my version is authentic.

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