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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Just turn me loose. Let me settle on a saddle underneath the western skies. All my cahoots let me wander, oh for Wanda, till I see the mountain's eyes.

    Artist: Cole Porter
    Real Lyric: Just turn me loose, let me straddle my old saddle underneath the western skies...on my cayuse let me wander over yonder 'till I see the mountains rise.
    The story:

    I heard this song first at a gala at Lincoln Center and was sitting in one of the back rows. Two years later I was cast in a Cole Porter show and finally looked up the words. I cracked up every rehearsal.

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