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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Just to be the man who walks at those and mails them for the
    latch-year door"

    Artist: Proclaimers
    Song: 500 Miles
    Real Lyric: "Just to be the man who walked 1,000 miles to fall down at your door."



    The story:

    As with many of my misheard lyrics, it happens when I'm doing
    my job of Sign Language interpreting. The song came up at a
    rally for a walk-a-thon here in Chicago. And it was at that
    moment that I realized I had no idea what this line actually was
    (nor, for that matter what it means to "haver"). Luckily, it wasn't
    a major part of the event. If it had been a song of any
    importance, I would have been screwed.

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