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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Just parked my mantis

    Artist: Ray J
    Song: Sexy Can I
    Real Lyric: Just pardon my manners



    The story:

    My friend was telling me how she was arguing with this guy over what those lyrics were. He thought it was "just pardon my manners," but she thought that didn't make sense. I sat there politely nodding until she told me what she thought they were... "Just parked my mantis." I then fell out of my chair laughing. She apparently thought a mantis was some type of car, instead of a bug...

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