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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Jumpin' Jumpin'" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Destiny's Child

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Jumpin' Jumpin'" by Destiny's Child? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Jumpin' Jumpin'" Lyrics

    The club is full of ballas and their c**
    The club is full of ballers and their c*
    The club is full of bollocks and the sto
    The club is full of ballers and their c*
    The club is full of ballers and their po
    Boy say he got a girl Yes, tree, got a
    the club is full of bollocks and his c**
    The club is full of bowlers with their p
    clubis full of ballas with their pockets
    All you ladies, leave your man at home.
    Actually it was my little sister but she
    The club is full of bowlers and they pop
    Ladies leave your men at home, the club
    the club is full of ballers and they c**
    the pub is full of clubers and their mou
    The club is full of bottles and the bott
    The club is full of fellars and their po
    and his c**k is full grown
    Ladies leave your cat at home The club i
    The club is full of ballas and their c**
    the club is full of farmers and their cr
    The club is full of farmers with their p
    Ladies leave your man at home The club i
    The club is full of bars, and their pock
    The club is full of farmers and their cr
    The cupboards full of bottles and the cl
    But sissy lemon dirty and things are jum
    The club is fulla ballas and they pocket
    the party is for the bollox and the crac
    The club is full fellas and their c**k i
    The club is full of bollocks and their p
    the club is full of balls, and the c**ks
    the club is full of ballas and their poc

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