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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jubilation, she loves me again
    I fall on the floor and I lactate

    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
    Song: Cecilia
    Real Lyric: Jubilation, she loves me againI fall on the floor and I'm laughing

    The story:

    I was singing it in the car with my uncle and two cousins and when I sang my lyrics my uncle shouted "hey! men can't lactate!"

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    Submitted by

    shiwhale

    Submitted on

    7/30/2009 8:05 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I totally always try to convince people that this is the real lyric... I can't hear it any other way...

    shakingthetree Jun 21, 2013 12:38 pm