Jojo was a wan who thought he was a woman,
But he knew he couldn't pass.

The story:

I was reading another entry from a guy who misheard the first line the same way I did. It was then I realized my own personal twist on the second line was probably the real reason why he had to sell his farm in Tuscon, Arizona to buy that California grass. You know, to dull the pain of his not being able to pass. As a woman.