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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    JoJo was a man who though he was a woman
    But he was another man
    JoJo lived his own in too sun Arizona
    Boston Californ-ni-ah
    Get back, get back
    Get back to where you want to spend love

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jojo was a man who thought he was a lonerBut he knew it couldn't lastJojo left his home in Tucson, ArizonaFor some California grassGet back, get backGet back to where you once belonged

    The story:

    Was reading all these other ones on the site laughing my head off until I read one about Get Back and realised that I have been wrong all these years! I was like, "those can't be the real lyrics"

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    7/22/2007 2:36 pm

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    LOL! I used to think it said he thought he was a woman, but he was another man, too! hahaha!!

    GhostGirlNC Apr 17, 2011 2:54 pm