John dared me,
On a hot summer night
To write Billy Bob loves Charlene
In letters three foot high
The whole town said the boy coulda used red
But it looked good to Charlene
Cause John dared me

The story:

I was with my fiance in the car and he put on a cd. I was
being purposely obnoxious, singing really loudly when this
came on. When he realized what I was singing he nearly
went off the road laughing. He said the name of the song
was John Deere Green, and I clued in pretty quick. He
sings my version to me when I have a stupid moment now.