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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jesus came down from Heaven to earth,
    The people said he was a virgin bird.

    Song: Hymn
    Real Lyric: Jesus came down from Heaven to earth,The people said it was a virgin birth.

    The story:

    In the early 80's I recorded this Berlin-concert, which has been aired over radio, on a cassette. I remember to write down the lyrics while listening to the tape, because for a german kid there was no other way to solve situations like this. There was no internet available at this time (Gee, I'm an old dude :D)
    Anyway, I recently have found the record "Berlin A Concert for the People" on a garage sale. So I bought it and start listening to it again. ..bursting out in laughter!
    My wife thought I'm going nuts, so I told her about this. Since then, whenever I put the record on, we sing especially this part together very loudly "..he was a virgin bird" (whatever a virgin bird is :D )

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