Jackass Julia

The story:

My co-worker (ironically named Miss Song) was pretty sure "jackass julia" was the song title or the main lyrics, so I googled and googled and couldn't find them. I also thought it was a little odd that a song about a jackass was playing on local radio. As it turns out, she corrected herself and pointed out that it was "check yes juliet" and not "jackass julia" after more than a week of singing it that way. Come to think of it, "jackass julia" would make an awesome break-up song!