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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've had it with your Death Star plan.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: I've had it with your discipline

    The story:

    I could have sworn as a kid that this is what Elton was saying. I kept singing it that way until I stopped thinking about it. When The Who covered the song for "Two Rooms" (the tribute album to Elton that came out a few years ago), I heard Roger very clearly sing the line. Huh. I always knew the song came out before Star Wars, but it still seemed like a prescient lyric to me.

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