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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got a rusty hand

    Artist: Bush
    Song: Machinehead
    Real Lyric: I've got a machinehead



    The story:

    When I would hear this song on the radio, I would sing along with it even though I would mumble through the parts I didn't know and say "I've got a rusty hand" instead of "I've got a machinehead." I didn't even know what the song was called or who sung it, so I looked it up on the internet and found the lyrics. When I saw how wrong I was, all I could think was, "Man, I hope no one payed much attention to MY version..."

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