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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I've got a black-haired bone
    Lord I got a maul to chew
    I got little Jo in the c**kin' room
    Oh baby I'm gonna mess with you

    Artist: Steppenwolf
    Real Lyric: I got a black cat boneLord, I got a mojo too I got little John, the conquered Oh baby I'm gonna mess with you



    The story:

    A few years ago I saw the "official" lyrics in print. There is still some confusion over this, as musicians (Muddy Waters, Clapton, Steppenwolf) clearly say "little John the conqueroo" which is short for "little John the conqueror root".

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