The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
When the song came on the car radio one day, my friend said, "Here
comes the toilet paper song."
I asked, "Whatta ya mean the toilet paper song?"
"Because it sounds like he's saying he's trying to get his *** clean."
"Oh." (long pause) "Ha! That's funny," I said, trying to sound sincere
and amused while wondering what the real lyrics were.
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Submitted on
8/6/2014 5:05 am
Age it happened
20
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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