It's time to say goodbye artichoke
Say it properly now, don't mumble
Though you try to hide it, it's clear
You have vegetables when I'm not here

The story:

The girl in the next room played this on repeat when it first came out. It was loud enough to be annoying, but just too quiet to make out the real words. I couldn't beleive someone has written a song about a vegetable fetishist, so after a whole afternoon of my version of the lyrics, I had to ask her what on earth she was listening to. It was our first year at university, and she hadn't known me very long. I think she thought I was a little odd.