It's somethin' better than sodomy

The story:

I was at a family get-together and we sat around the campfire listening to the radio. This song came on and after he sang the lyric, I asked everyone "Did he just say something about sodomy? He must have wrote this song about a former girlfriend he had in prison." I said this without thinking first. I then realized who was sitting beside me at the time, my gay cousin. Oops.