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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's hard to write a tune with bit-off fingers

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: It's hard to write a tune with bitter fingers

    The story:

    A friend of mine lent me a few of his CDs of music from the 70s, and one was an album by Elton John. I'd heard some of the songs before, but not this one. I listened to it a few times in the car without ever looking at the song's title, and I was convinced he was singing "It's hard to write a tune with bit-off fingers", which I took to mean biting your fingernails a lot with anxiety. But it still struck me a little odd. I finally checked the song's title and when I realized the mistake, I couldn't stop laughing. The misheard lyrics I thought were so deep now seemed so funny.

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