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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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It's alright. It's okay. You make love the other way.

Artist: Bee Gees

Song: Stayin' Alive

Real Lyric: It's alright. It's okay. You may look the other way.

The story:

I didn't realise at all. I was singing along at the top of my voice, in the car with all my family as the audience. After pelting out the offending lyric, they all screeched, 'What!?' and fell about with laughter. I still think I'm right to this day!

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

3/3/2002 12:13 pm

Age it happened

47

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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lol I love this

Dionysius Dec 19, 2010 1:34 am

Pelting, Belting either way you still make love the other way.

JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:19 am

I believe you were BELTING out the lyrics, not PELTING them out.

paulkight Jan 13, 2009 4:55 pm