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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a girl, my lord, in a flat bedboard slowin' down to take a look at me

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: Take It Easy
    Real Lyric: It's a girl, my lord, in a flatbed Ford slowin' down to take a look at me.



    The story:

    I was trying to impress my teenage daughter with how many lyrics I could remember from songs from the 80's and "Take it Easy" came on the CD we were playing. I was singing along and she happened to know this song. She said "What did you say?" She just thought it was hilarious that she caught me in a good-natured boast about my lyrical abilities....you know how it is when a daughter can actually say, "Mom! I know this better than you!" Plus, I always had this silly image of a girl floating down the street in a bed....how in the world could she slow down to take a look at him?

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