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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It's a burning light (I can't stand the light)

    Real Lyric: Lucifer the light (I can't stand the light)



    The story:

    Well, with a dense and lyrically impenetrable track like this, where do you begin? Early BOC comes as a shock to those who got into the band with the more listener-friendly big stadium stuff like "Don't Fear the Reaper". It's still good, but it takes a lot of time and effort to get into the complexity of the three early albums, "Blue Oyster Cult", "Tyranny and Mutation", and "Secret Treaties".

    "Seven Screaming Dizbusters" comes off "T&M", and as far as I can tell is about Hell rounding up and punishing seven renegade demons who are loathed and friendless on both sides... to my mind, both sets of lyrics make sense in the context, but the official words are "Lucifer the Light". Especially on the live version, eight or nine minutes of guitar-based kick-ass. But the words...

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