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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

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    it was set to man in russia long ago
    he was big and strong with his eyes a flaming globe
    people look at him with terror and fear
    but to must-go chicks he was such a lovely deer
    he could reach the bible like a preacher
    full of ecstacy and fi

    Artist: Boney M
    Song: Rasputin
    Real Lyric: Their lived a certain manIn Russia long agoHe was big and strong in hiseyes a flaming glowMost people looked at himWith terror and with fearBut to Moscow chicks he wassuch a lovely dearHe could preach thebible like a preacherFull of extasy and fireBut he also was the kind of teacherWoman would desire.Ra-Ra-Rasputinlover of the Russian queenThere was a cat that really was goneRa-Ra-RasputinRussia's greatest love-machineIt was a shame how he carried on.He ruled the RussianlandAnd never mind the CzarBut the Kasatschok hedanced really wunderbarAll affairs of stateHe was the man to pleaseBut he was real great when hehand a girl to squeezeFor the queen he was no wheeler dealerThough she heard the thing's he'd doneShe believed he was a holy healerWho would heal her son.Ra-Ra-Rasputinlover of the Russian queen...But when his drinkin' and lustingand his hunger for powerBecame know to more and more peopleThe demans to do somethingabout this outrageous manbecameLouder and louderHeyheyhey...This man just gotta goDeclared his enemiesBut the ladies begged don'tyou try to do it pleaseNo doubt this RasputinHad lots of hidden charmesThough he was a brute theyjust fell into his armsThen one night some menof higher standingSet a trap they're not do blameCome to visit us they kept demandingAnd he really came.Ra-Ra-RasputinLover of the Russian queenThey put some poison into his wine.Ra-Ra-RasputinRussia's greatest love-machineHe drank it all and said: "I feel fine."Ra-Ra-Rasputinlover of the Russian queenThey didn't quitthey wanted his headRa-Ra-Rasputin Russia'sgreatest love-machineAnd so they shot him till he was dead.Ohthose Russians



    The story:

    I was like, "OOPS! I thought it was all about cars and new era in Russia.

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