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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It was like shooting a sitting duck
    A little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was f**ked

    Artist: Abba
    Song: Lay All Your Love On Me
    Real Lyric: It was like shooting a sitting duckA little smalltalk, a smile and baby I was stuck

    The story:

    It never made sense all these years - why would ABBA use such the F-word? But I heard it right - I was convinced. Then recently I looked up the lyrics online and...enjoyed a silent moment of relief mixed with embarassment! I laughed so much :) Never told a soul until now.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    4/14/2002 1:18 pm

    Age it happened

    34

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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