It wad a weird shaped boner with a crutch, for my peter wouldn't hold itself up very well..

The story:

I assumed I was hearing it, well, not quite right - I've been hearing impaired all my life. Still the words embedded themselves in my head. But one day in 7th grade I subconsciously started humming, then singing it to myself in art class. I was sitting near our teacher (in her first year teaching). It's hard to describe the hilarity that ensued, which included me getting sent out into the hall, followed by a stern talking to.