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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    It is the night, after a long week.
    I'm on a run, no time for sleep...
    I'll let it ride - 'cuz I like to win....

    Artist: Christopher Cross
    Song: Ride Like The Wind
    Real Lyric: It is the night, my body's weak.I'm on the run, no time for sleep...I've got to ride, ride like the wind.

    The story:

    I was sitting at a blackjack table - winning
    handedly...this song came on, I not only thought
    that I had been wrong for years and THESE were the
    lyrics but then proceed to share with the rest of
    the table and sing the above lyrics with full-blown
    confidence.

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    Submitted by

    CookieFromTheBronx

    Submitted on

    7/19/2014 11:29 am

    Age it happened

    37

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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