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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Is it true you might want a better man?
    Is it true you think
    there's three things I lack?

    Artist: Eddie Money
    Song: Baby Hold On
    Real Lyric: Is it true you might want a better lifeIs it true you thinkThese things are lies

    The story:

    The moment of revelation was during karaoke night. The sudden, shocking realization that I had been using the wrong lyrics for over two decades really threw off my performance.

    I thought they just had the wrong lyrics on the karaoke disk, but I had always wondered what these "three things I lack" might be. So ten years later I looked on the Interwebs, and I found that I was, indeed, wrong.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/5/2007 11:43 am

    Age it happened

    40

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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