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    "Invisible Touch" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Phil Collins

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Invisible Touch" by Phil Collins? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Invisible Touch" Lyrics

    Vizzie won't touch this
    She's got a half pint, easy for a talk s
    She seems to have a dizzy bone top shed.
    She takes the hat pin and gives it a tou
    She gets too hot and dizzy don't touch h
    She sees a cat, and she has a conniption
    She seems to have an invisible toxin, sh
    She seems to have an invisible tough s**
    She seems to have an invisible todger.
    She's just a half pint looking for a tal
    She reaches in...and craps, right? Holy
    "She seems to have an invisible tuff- sh
    She hosts a half time video talk show
    seems to have that invisible shelf, yeah
    She seems to have an invisible talk show
    She seems to have an invisible tough s**
    She seems to have an invisible tow truck
    She sees a hat pin spinning on the top s
    She's just a ham and physical top s**t s
    she seems to have a fizzy bomb timeshare
    She seems to have an invisible todger!
    She seems to have an invisible talk show
    She seems to have that physical attracti
    She used to have a visible attraction.

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    I Missed Again
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    Like China
    One More Night
    Paper Lace
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    That's All
    True Colors
    You Can't Hurry Love
    You'll be in my heart

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