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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Into The Valley
    Peas sure sound divine
    That sissy suffered you
    But who can Viv iron?
    Soldiers come marching,
    There's masses of lamb
    Into the Valley
    Into The Valley
    Ahoy! Ahoy!
    Let's see a poker
    Ahoy! Ahoy!
    Len see a stye

    Artist: The Skids
    Real Lyric: No-one knows anymore. These were used in a 1980s Maxwell Tape advert, parodying Dylan's famous "video", where you hear the song and the cardboard lyric cards show what you hear. They also did one on (Poor Me) The Israelites, but this archive already has those.



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