In your thighs, (the light the heat),
Your thighs, (I am complete),
Your thighs, (I see the doorway, to a thousand churches),
In your thighs, (the resolution, to all my fruitless searches)

The story:

Call it teen angst, but me and my friend always sang the misheard lyrics over the real ones everytime this stupid song came on. Strangely enough, we heard the parenthetical parts (the light the heat, I am complete, etc.) correctly, but it didn't really matter. Shows where our minds were.