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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In the days when love divided up the looks
    No drastic means were use like rubber hooks
    To enhance what nature scoped to have designed
    No hogmortation mingling to refine
    In the valley of the dollar we rejoice
    For blessed is the currency of c

    Artist: IQ
    Real Lyric: In the days when love divided up the looks,No drastic means were used like rod and hooks,To enhance what nature's sculptor had designed,No augmentation needed to refine.In the valley of the dollar we rejoice,For plastic is the currency of choice,And beauty born is strictly for the birds,Your cash is fine but credit is preferred.



    The story:

    It wasn't actually me that misheard them, but it was somebody. They're all over the web like this. I think it's a hilarious mishearing, it's quite obvious that whoever wrote them has no idea what the song was actually saying. I mean, come on 'hogmortation'? 'Ghastly schlang'!? Lmao.

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