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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    In return all you could say is "Hot dogs ruined my fiancÚ"

    Artist: Wham!
    Real Lyric: In return all you could say is "Hi George meet my fiancÚ"

    The story:

    I had raided my parents CD collection and was a long time fan of
    "The Greatest Hits of 1982". The song had never really made any
    sense so I decided, seizing on this line, to reword it to be all about
    food ("Wise guys realise there's danger in obese-making pies"). In
    my heart i never really accepted the bland original when i found it
    out, and it was not so much a moment of embarrassment as grave,
    grave disappointment.

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