The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
For several formative years my parents allowed me to refer to this song as "The Muppet Song" without correcting me (snickering, no doubt, behind their traitorous hands). I got really excited whenever it was on the radio, because there were muppets involved. When I was about twelve I found the lyrics in a songbook and felt betrayed. When confronted, my mother claimed to believe that my version was a purposeful alteration. Ha!
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Anonymous
Submitted on
4/7/2006 11:16 am
Age it happened
12
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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