I'm singing the song,
That Michael sung,
I'm singing the song,
That Michael sung,
I'm singing the song,
That Michael sung...repeat

The story:

This was, I'm pleased to say, a schoolfriend of my brother's that sang the lyrics during registration in the morning much to the amusement of his classmates. It was evidently quite tricky to persuade him that the lyrics were actually as above (whatever they mean!).