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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm only a man with a chain-saw inside me.

    Artist: Imagine Dragons
    Song: Monster
    Real Lyric: I'm only a man with a candle to guide me.



    The story:

    I was at a party with, like, everyone that I
    knew, and we were all jamming, when that song
    came on. Me, being the crazy, er, SPECIAL one
    out of the bunch, started singing very loudly
    along. Everything was fine until at the end of
    the song, when I realized that they were all
    cracking up. Eventually, I asked them about it,
    and one of them found the lyrics, and made a
    huge thing about pointing it out to me. I
    didn't get it, until I did, and they still
    can't listen to that song with me without
    laughing hysterically.

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